All the cool kids do it. So why not me? “Well, because you have nothing important or interesting to say”. That’s quite correct, but I won’t let my subconscious hold me back!
Let the blogging commence!
After some intensive research of about 3 minutes, I figured out that most bloggers tell their audience what they will write about and what they can expect from the blog. To completely fit in the blogging culture I would like to inform you that I have not a single clue where this will be going to. What I (the writer) can do is promise you (the reader) a few things and of course tell you why I even bothered to start this.
First promise: You’ll encounter a lot of grammatical and spelling errors (and basically any error that had ever been documented for the English language). I will reason and give you honestly: English be my second language. Hoobadooba rakatiki.
Second promise: I will always post honest fiction. I might rant about the mistreatment of sheep, or how completely awesome Mitt Romney is. But it will ALWAYS be untrue. Because everyone knows better than me. Obviously.
The reason I wanted to blog was simply because I really do want to tell the world about the mistreatment of sheep, why Microsoft is shitty and what is good about decentralized electricity generation. I’m also very good at stealing content from someone else and claiming it’s mine. I also try to end my paragraphs with a short statement that really wraps the paragraph as a whole, you know? So that people know what my blogpost was about with just glancing over it. Word.
Well, that’s about all the honesty you’ll get from me, you bastards. I can already tell that I’m really going to enjoy talking to an empty sheet of paper. I hope you enjoyed this waste of your time with every second. Second. Second. Second. Second.
With lots of love,
The Holy Goat.